Gifting issues?

Christmas at your throat again? Not sure what to give Strong Language? Here are some ideas.

  1. A U.S. Senator. Sure, we joke about it. But we’ve wanted one since we were six, and now there’s a sale. You can’t afford not to buy! Previously owned is fine, but no timeshares please.
  2. The Underground Grammarian. Snobbish, precise, occasionally hilarious, and not for everyone. Shoot it through the Google and you may find a gift from SL to you.
  3. Water boiler from True Hot, $442.00 at Downtown Glory. This miracle outil de cuisine takes the place of your existing saucepan and brings a new shine to your stovetop decor. It’s a thing of
    saucepan5 beauty, but it’s SO much more. .Reusable, indestructible, and green as a seasick elf — you’ll put this versatile vessel into service every day. The no-nonsense, fireproof, all-metal body is custom-rolled for super-efficient heat transfer at the molecular level. And if you love to cook with fine water — and who doesn’t? — don’t guess on temperature. Bring it to a perfect 212° every time.* And the True Hot is GUARANTEED. Fuel source not included.
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    * at identical altitudes

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